Alphabet People 

A phrase used to describe the lgbtq+ community, or someone who is non heterosexual, often used as an insult. Jokes on you fuckers, we like it and are taking it as our title.

“WE ARE THE ALPHABET PEOPLE, THE ALPHABUDDIES, HERE TO TAKE YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY AND WHITE SOCKS”

Alphabet People by Schizophrenic Chameleon January 20, 2020

alphabet soup 

A term that is used as a euphemism to describe someone who has contracted HIV or AIDS. The soup reference comes from the letters found in the alphabet that spell out the names of the variation of the disease (i.e. HIV the virus that causes AIDS).

see also; soup, chicken noodle soup

Rob: Yo, I jus seen Carl the other day, and dude is mad skinny son.

Jay: Thas that soup man.

Rob: Soup? *confused*

Jay: That alphabet soup.

Rob: Wha--oh daaaamn! It's like that cuz?

Jay: Yup, it's like that son. *nodding knowingly*

alphabet soup by Fox Major May 7, 2009

Alphabetical Moose

An imaginary creature composed in the minds of high school students. It lives in the dark, back pages of teenagers school books only to appear towards the end of the school year. It has been said to differ in appearence from book to book. Some are comprised of letters of the alphabet while others are simply the same as any other moose.

Brodie "Man this class is boring,"
Lukey "Holy shit alphabetical moose in my book!!"

Alphabetical Moose by Lukey =) October 18, 2008

Alphabetical Keyboard 

Something that is completely useless. The original keyboard of the "alphabet" before it was replaced with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!

Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...

Alphabetical Keyboard by MacGamer115 December 18, 2012

alphabetophilia 

The act of having sexual intercourse with letters/words/sentences.

Austen commited alphabetophilia! What a sicko!

alphabetophilia by Enurysm September 2, 2020

Alphabet boy 

A man who thinks he’s really smart, and is often found mansplaining, when in reality he’s just average

This alphabet boy keeps trying to teach me how to play football.

Alphabet boy by Not_a_nerd_ April 30, 2021

The Alphabet of Manliness 

The greatest book in the history of books. Ever since Chuck Norris spontaneosly came into existance. This book will guide you to be the most bad ass guy in the world.

Let's consult The Alphabet of Manliness.

The Alphabet of Manliness by Ben Katz November 6, 2008