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Pickled Monster Munch Day

February 3rd is Pickled Onion Monster Munch Day so grab a pack and eat them.
What is February 3rd
Oh that Pickled Monster Munch day

Sausage Monster 

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”
Sausage Monster by CreeperAu February 9, 2021

Cookie Monster 

Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.

Hubble Monster 

The gurgling mess of unknown food products in your stomach after eating at the Drake University dining hall. You will need to clear at least 30 minutes out of each day for designated bathroom time.
Steven - “My stomach hurts and I have diarrhea, I shouldn’t have eaten at the dining hall because I now have to face the Hubble Monster.”
Hubble Monster by Jaccauley 1 February 21, 2021

pinkle monster 

a child predator that likes boys
“That man looks like a pinkle monster.”
pinkle monster by kendalsnsbdb March 3, 2021

happiness monster 

A happiness monster is a person who is overly happy about life
person 1: why is your grandma so annoying? is she a happiness monster or something
person 2: yeah its annoying
happiness monster by datbroneo March 5, 2021