Brad Paisley moustache 

A weak ass moustache that looks like a 17 year old has been trying to grow for three weeks, but only has a vague shadow. (commonly worn by country music star Brad Paisley)

I didn't have time to shave this morning so now I have a Brad Paisley moustache.

Brad Paisley moustache by Whackmaster December 30, 2007

Cheerwind moustache 

If someone is being unnecessarily grumpy and you break wind with excellent comedic timing, causing them to smile against their will, the resulting complex facial expression is called a Cheerwind moustache.

Sue was being a total debbie downer at dinner but I finally managed to give her a Cheerwind moustache.

Cheerwind moustache by lulzbringer May 29, 2010

moustache ride 

Oral Sex

Who wants a moustache ride?

moustache ride by Anonymous May 6, 2003

moustache 

How a Tool spell the word mustache

GUY 1: My Lord Reginold, I believe I want to grow a moustache.
GUY 2: Hey toolshed, there's no O in mustache.

moustache by rossman4eva96 April 25, 2011

chocolate moustache 

the act of using a turd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.

"hey marshall! did you hear about how Christian gave Josh a chocolate moustache?!"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"

chocolate moustache by christanisadirtyfaggot March 23, 2010

inverse moustache 

A woman, of the female variety, who has a very hairy lower back (just above her butt).

"That broad has one wicked nasty inverse moustache! I can only Imagine the hairy jungles of her nether-regions." <then you would puke>

inverse moustache by Blazeler December 14, 2008

moustache 

Facial hair between the upper lip and nose usually alvaros have it

Hey alvaro used to have a moustache because
we forced him to shave it off

moustache by asder March 9, 2009