Jizzy Jab

A Jizzy Jab is fierce intimate combat tactic. One the male partner is about to ejaculate, he finishes on his own fist and proceeds to punch the female partner in the mouth, causing jizz to smear on her face.

Damn bro, i got so excited to nut, i gave my girl a Jizzy Jab across the chomper

Jizzy Jab by PaulBlartMallCop67 November 23, 2025

he-jab

Face covering for exceptionally attractive males.

"Is that a ski mask that guy is wearing in the middle of summer?"
"Bro, that's a he-jab. He must be pussywhipped af."

he-jab by hotpotato82 December 8, 2025

Fat Jab

Fat Jab (Wegovy): Also known as semaglutide, it’s a UK slang term for this weight-loss injection. Administered weekly, it helps reduce appetite and promotes weight loss. While it’s got some side effects, the long-term risks are still unknown. It could be a game-changer in the long run, potentially saving lives and improving the health and quality of life of people.

Lee: I was in Lidl the other day, and I bumped into Dan, you know, Fat Dan! He’s got really skinny bruv. Mike told me he’s on those fat jabs, and I said, 'You look ten times better bruv!

Frank: that’s a good Init, bruv! Now what are we going to call him now Bruv Lol? Can’t call him Fat Dan anymore bruv! LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

Fat Jab by Jamie Cheese December 14, 2025

Gowgow ka jab 

( pronunciation Goo goo ka jab) meaning you look lovely tonight.

Gowgow ka jab my lady!

Gowgow ka jab by Couz..' April 21, 2011

Stag and Jab 

A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!

If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew

Stag and Jab by CWRocksNYC September 20, 2016

Did a jab 

The human equivalent of using a condom then proceeding to reverse said condom and use it again

Did a jables the other night on the missus

Did a jab by Buttwig May 28, 2020

Pump the jab

A term relating to combat fighting in which you are constantly punching with your lead hand over and over again.

"My coach told me I need to pump the jab more so I can do more damage to my opponent."

Pump the jab by Jkjam01 September 8, 2025