Drop a beader 

Take a poop.

I need to go to the bathroom to drop a beader

Drop a beader by Ross Willie December 24, 2022

jeremy beadle 

Jowly Star of Just for Laughs and Beadle's About. Also known as a "star" attraction at various circuses, possibly holding the chimps while Mary Chipperfield gives them a slap.

Interestingly, Jeremy was bitten by a rabid pig as a child and now one of his hands is turning into a trotter and he sometimes grunts like a rutting pig.

jeremy beadle by Ian Rogers March 26, 2004

Bryan Beadle 

It is what you call a person who is just a joke.
A GIANT douche bag.

Oh, and a druggie.
So Call all your retarded douche bag friends Bryan Beadle.

Dude, I am feeling like a Beadle...nah not a bug, a fucking douche bag like a BRYAN BEADLE

Bryan Beadle by FYBB123 October 25, 2010

Anal Beads

1.Great toy for children 3+.

2.Great toy for adults 18 -29

For Christmas I got Billy some anal beads for him and his kindergarten class

Anal Beads by Saucey69 August 18, 2017

beadie 

a zoot , a joint , a splif , a weed-ciggarette

Hey 'Pac, it's yo' boy
Hey man so far I've been listenin to your album
and I ain't heard nuttin you could kick back and smoke a beadie to
You know?


---basically telling tupac shakur "he hasent herd nothing (a song) on his album that you can smoke a spliif too (music is enjoyed more when high up on weed)

beadie by DAS November 23, 2003

beadle 

To be dealt an awful set of cards in any card-related game, so named after the deformed claw belonging to TV’s own Jeremy Beadle: i.e. a ‘crap hand’

"Fuck me lads, I fold. Been dealt a propper beadle!"
"hehe yeah. Jeremy Beadle. What a cunt"

beadle by Burro's Dead Nan November 26, 2006

Beadle 

Person with short, fat, sausage-like fingers.

How big does that pint look in his Beadle hands?!

Beadle by Homer J Simpson January 4, 2005