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Boris mombeela 

person 1:Omg is that boris mombeela?
Person 2:yeah he’s the true alpha male

Person 3:I heard he used to pee on people to assert his dominance

Person 1:wow! He really is the alpha I wish he would pee on me
Boris mombeela by daddyalpha69 March 15, 2022

Boris Jokeson 

A guy who has got himself into many scandals and is somehow still the prime minister of the UK
The UK is dead because of Boris Jokeson
Boris Jokeson by zaccyiguess June 25, 2022

Boris' flame

The burning sensation when you piss.
Probally caught of Boris. gonorrhoea
Nadine has a bit of Boris' flame
Boris' flame by Monkeynumb July 8, 2022

Boris Shoes 

Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.
Boris Shoes by Rat.boi January 30, 2023

Boris Johnson 

An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.
OMG, that guy isn't a Chad, he's more than a Chad, He's a Boris Johnson!!!
Boris Johnson by BIGMAC JR JR February 12, 2023