dongo de bongo

dongo like a bongo is real in tha hutt

dongo my mom is al de bongo ful of bongo.

or

Dongo de bongo is a real king of a Bongo.

or lif is sad without a dongo in de bongo

dongo de bongo by hdugedhsdmdbhjb November 28, 2018

Hi I’m Bongo 

Hi I’m Bongo is something only pifs do

“Hi I’m bongo” Jimmy
“Oh cool ima pif to ! “ Jonny
“Yum” Jimmy

Hi I’m Bongo by GassedTomato November 9, 2019

Pack your bongo 

An instruction to prepare to depart as one's presence is no longer welcome.

If you wanna fail our laws, then you pack your bongo and get out of the country

Pack your bongo by HugeHugo July 22, 2021

Tickle my bongo 

Beating your meat, jerking off, skinning your carrot, tugging your slug, masturbate

Alright, I’m calling it a night, I’m gonna go tickle my bongo.

Tickle my bongo by McStrokin May 28, 2022

The Big Bongo 

An incredibly large sum of money—i.e. the whole enchilada, all nine yards, the whole ball of wax. Typically used within, but not limited to, the context of the music industry.

Brad: Yo, Chad. Did you hear about Thad's deal with UMG?

Chad: Yeah man. Dude's chasin' The Big Bongo.
Brad: I just hope he doesn't bungle that Bongo.

Chad: Yeah, I've met a few Bongo Bunglers over the years.

The Big Bongo by gooblr March 26, 2024

Listen to the bongo 

Vibing, chilling or not stressing, generally associated with consumption of marijuana.

Variations: Listening to the bongo, letting the bongo play, playing the bongo or any similar variation.

Refers to the sound a bong makes when taking a rip, essentially telling a person to just chill out and not worry.

Person 1: "I'm stressed out over this exam man!"
Person 2: "Listen to the bongo." or "Play the bongo."

Listen to the bongo by MMink April 23, 2024

Dirty Coco bongo 

A dirty Coco bongo is when a woman is standing in a checkout queue and fingers the person in front of her in the asshole then runs away.

I was in the shop waiting for my milkshake when a random bitch gave me a dirty Coco bongo. I kind of liked it.

Dirty Coco bongo by ImladyK May 8, 2024