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fucked and/or fallen into disrepair
i munted her last night in my car

my cars munted man

your face is munted like the government

my swag is munted
Munted by swag man May 31, 2014
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Latin for weasel. Most prominently used in Sagae Thessalae.
tum autem mihi formido cumulatior cum repente introrepens mustela contra me constitit oculosque in me fixit. - But then fear was becoming more increased for me when suddenly a weasel, creeping in, came to a halt in front of me and fixed its eyes on me.

mustered rock 

high quality crack cocaine . Mustered referring to the color yellow .when crack is yellow the cocaine used to cook it was pure
I went down to the spot and I got hooked up with dat mustered rock
New Zealand slang: Screwed up or destroyed. But in a sense that something still remains.
That house was totally munted after the fire.
You totally munted your homework.
munted by FlatMelon July 21, 2016

mushed up 

This happens to women When they pee inconsistently. The labia gets bunched up and blocks or partially blocks the stream of pee and causes misdirection.
Marti went to the bathroom but she was all mushed up and peed all over herself .
mushed up by LuckyTom December 17, 2016

misted zephyr

"He was caught off guard by the gentle misted zephyr that snuck up beneath his pantaloons"
misted zephyr by shaddy 0 January 10, 2017