Existential Crisis Man

A man who is having an existential crisis.

bro 1: Who's that dude over there?
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.

Existential Crisis Man by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

Exasted 

Exasted is a word made by complete mistake which turned out to be genius and change the course of the world. Exasted is a universal term for life and all that ever exasted.

Matthew: "Yo bro that never exasted"

Exasted by BasicFR December 31, 2024

Exasted 

Exasted is a word made by complete mistake which turned out to be genius and change the course of the world. Exasted is a universal term for life and all that ever exasted.

Person 1: "That never exasted"

Exasted by BasicFR December 31, 2024

Existenceness 

The highest possible state of physical and spiritual mental consciousness and essence itself.

"Sup?"
"My existenceness is a mere reluctant amoeba going through suffer and pain."
"Damn!"

Existenceness by ErGabbo March 23, 2025

existential rape

The word is typically used in reference to the philosophy of anti-natalism, and it refers to the birth of someone without their consent.

1. For example, everyone who was ever born has been born without their consent, so everyone has suffered existential rape.2

existential rape by Sn0rlaxative February 10, 2026

Existenceslop

Shameless low-effort use or mention of your own, or someone else’s existence. Often seen as annoying or just purely sloppy.

“Dude, your life is such existenceslop!”

Existenceslop by Vivian_b1tch May 11, 2026

Non-existent weiner 

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

Non-existent weiner by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020