atmospheric constipation 

When a crappy and miserable weather pattern is stuck in an area and just won't move on. First used on television by Twin Cities KARE 11 meteorologist Sven Sundgaard to describe a way too long set of days in late October 2012 filled with cold and rain.

Hurrican Sandy was preventing the atmospheric flow of things over Minnesota, resulting in atmospheric constipation.

atmospheric constipation by claybabe2k October 25, 2012

Culvers induced constipation 

When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.

Why does joey look so bad?

Oh he has a Culvers induced constipation

Culvers induced constipation by hie090866 October 20, 2014

Emotional Constipation 

Person/people who are stuck with a constant negative attitude toward life and everyone in it.

I am so tired of your emotional constipation!

Emotional Constipation by arkansas cowgirl March 24, 2010

Constipater 

A person who has constipation.

Alexa always has constipation. She is a chronic constipater.

Constipater by Executive-X January 15, 2025

constipaper 

When you can not get the new roll of toilet paper started. The glued edge of a new roll of toilet paper will not come apart allowing you to use the roll

We are late getting started to the bus because Dara had a case of constipaper.

constipaper by Histochik December 18, 2012

Constipationalist 

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.

Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.

Constipationalist by weasel990 June 22, 2013

constipated fuck 

People with wide load vaginas. Who make constipated faces while having sex 😂

That girl was such a constipated fuck. Never again will I make love to her

constipated fuck by Yep_it_was_alexandra October 2, 2015