May 28th 

Hey evy here it’s my birthday and no one really remembers so here’s my snap so you can snap me a happy birthday snap :) @evelynn_0528

Happy snapping!

Also hi if anyone I know sees this so on May 28th wish me a happy birthday for gods sake

May 28th by Yourmainho12 October 21, 2019

July 28th

National ask someone out day. Do you have a crush? This is the day to ask them out.

Muse A: Yo, you see that girl over there? I've had a crush on her for the longest time!
Muse B: Go ask her out, it is July 28th! National ask someone out day!

July 28th by Luckymicky October 17, 2019

November 28th 

National beat Junk up day

On November 28th you can beat Junk up without any hesitation, Junk cannot fight back because Junk is not allowed to fight back on November 28th, feel free to attack a person named Junk on this day
(Mostly Junk#6666)

Y/N: Oh look its Junk!
Junk: Hi uwu nya rawr
Y/N: *beats Junk up and throws a whole table onto Junk*
Junk: When will this pain end
Y/N: On November 29th, and thankfully you can't fight back since its November 28th!

November 28th by possumluvr_ass November 28, 2020

August 28th

National Fuck Your Ex Day

Girl- hey, I want to fuck you but worried about catching feelings

Ex- don’t worry, it’s August 28th, National fuck an ex day. No strings attached

Girl- you better cum over then

August 28th by Horse0332 August 25, 2021

February 28th 

International ni***r day

"I can't wait for February 28th I can finally say it"

February 28th by BINGCHILINGDING February 27, 2022

September 28th 

National Dumb Blonde Day

The dumbest most lesbian blondes were born September 28th, so they all celebrate their stupidity and annoyance on this day.. They think they’re smart and athletic but they are blonde so they aren’t either.

September 28th by haldowntome October 20, 2019

September 28th 

National D&M Day

Friend 1: Hey! It's September 28th!
Friend 2: Omg that's National D&M Day

September 28th by dxnte September 27, 2019