A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose
rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and
cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet
dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The
Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.