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Showertime Shakedown 

The daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. Usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.
Chuck: Hey bro, how you been?

Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.

Chuck: Classic.
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Bin-Shamed 

When the cleaner visibly (sometimes with an audible gasp) judges you by the contents of your office bin. Typically copious volumes of sweet and cake wrappers, energy drink cans and the occasional condom wrapper.
"I ate a whole tub of Celebrations at work today and was totally bin-shamed by the cleaner!"
Bin-Shamed by Patty O'Doors March 10, 2023

Pear-shaped-having ass

A term used to describe the shape of one’s body, particularly a woman’s. One who possesses a pear-shaped-having ass will have wide, fatty hips, which gradually slopes inwards towards the top of the torso, hence “pear.” A pear-shaped-having ass body can also be resembled to that of a ‘truncus’ function in geometry.
“What in the pear-shaped-having ass?! That overly large woman has the physique of a plump pear!”
to be really really drunk, the combination of shit and faced.
Man last night I hooked up with this girl but I was to shaced to remember.
shaced by CRP August 8, 2005
Shortened term for the phrase 'Shall we?.' Often used to express eagerness to do a potential useless, non-beneficial activity. Often used in a Northern Lancashire accent and followed by 'GUD.'
'Wanna go Asda to get some shortbread?'

'................SHAWEE?'

'Dyu wanna watch Corrie tonight with a brew and a choccy biccy?'

'................SHAWEE?'

'GUD.'
Shawee by TobiasGreenwald November 18, 2009
Shamed by dr.c July 27, 2012