shooting X's 

The condition in which a man impregnates a woman resulting in only female children. Since female sex chromosomes are XX and males are XY, the sex of the fetus is determined from the male sperm. Hence, shooting X’s.

That family has 9 children and they are all girls? The husband has to stop shooting X's

shooting X's by hakkan May 28, 2006

Shorking 

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.

I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.

Shorking by QuadTrax December 1, 2010

Corporate Shooting Range

When a disgruntled, highly mentally unstable, or just plain wierd office worker goes into his place of employment and starts shooting up the office, usually with a semi-automatic weapon. This used to be very common amogst postal workers. Some people have actually done this at an ex-lover's workplace after a bad breakup. Most causes involve a series of frustrating events that go on for years and then one horrible event or day sets some poor motherfucker off the deep end.

After he got fired and lost his house last week, Jim went to the Corporate shooting range and killed some lawyers.

Corporate Shooting Range by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009

shooting horse 

Depending on the context, either wasting time with the basketball game or thinly veiled code language for intravenously injecting heroin. Go team H!

The kid is a fiend for shooting horse! Don't fuck with him boy, he will fuck up your area.

shooting horse by Benjamin Fatbody June 3, 2004

Shooting Poops 

The process of violently and eruptively forcing poop out of your butthole.

Kassandra: Hey Ray! You comin' to the rave with us?
Ray: Yea, but first let me shoot some poops.
Kassandra: Okie dokie!
Kenna: Where's Ray?
Kassandra: Oh. He's shooting poops.
Kenna: Cool.

Shooting Poops by Bella-Chan<3 January 21, 2009

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars 

Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you don’t get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.

✯ 🛩 I ° • .°•
✨ * I 💫
. • 🦄 I 🐦. •
👚 l 👕
° ★ • 👖 I 👖 • .°•
▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▇▆▅▄▃▂▁

🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars by Unicornbirds August 3, 2021

Slooking 

Where you stand and look at the same time.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Mike Wallace on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.

Mike Wallace was standing and looking simultaneously on the tv show "60 minutes". Mike Wallace was slooking.

Slooking by Dann131 October 21, 2011