Mike Dirnt

a looser. green sucks.

mike dirnt would be way cooler if he wasnt in a retarded band.

Mike Dirnt by senor fresca December 28, 2005

Mckee 

A beautiful girl, with a smile that lights up the room and very athletic.

Erin Elizabeth Mckee

Mckee by skillz October 11, 2004

new york mike 

doesn't smoke pot.

new york mike doesnt smoke pot.

new york mike by sky May 14, 2003

Mike Honcho 

Patchy bearded,scrawny faced,peach fuzz

She missed a few spot whilst shaving drunk her JJ looked like a Mike Honcho...

Mike Honcho by Loggerdogger April 24, 2020

hott mike 

hott is a guy who's pants you want to get into or sex up every night and day

mike gould daniel johns jesse mccartney

hott mike by kelly April 18, 2005

Mike Mooney 

Large man-boobies that wiggle when they giggle.

WOW... look at his Mike Mooneys when he's running.

Mike Mooney by Dan Ripley March 7, 2009

Mike 

An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.

"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.

Mike by kagdurban May 14, 2015