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thunder beads 

They are a stimulating pleasure toy for one's anus. It looks like a thick string of pearls, with beads usually lined smallest to largest depending on the penetration preference. Can be used by oneself or with a partner(s). (Watch Made of Honor for visual reference)
As the horny lady sits alone she decides to stick the thunder beads in her butt to seek the pleasure she is yearning. The thunderbeads serve as a replacement for the erection in her anus that she yearned for. As the first bead entered the butt hole she yelped with pleasure. Slowly one by one the beads journeyed into the sensitive insides of her anus. She did not need a man to fulfill her needs she had her beads instead!
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pony beads

Any number of cheap, small, plastic, colourful beads, commonly used in childrens craft. Mainly used in making beadad animals. Can be almost any colour, and any texture. (Glow in the dark, glitter, shiny)
Pony beads are the most common types of beads used in raver's "candy."
Person 1 "Did you see that girl's bracelet?"
Person 2 "Yeah, it was totally made out of pony beads and yarn."
pony beads by Kapr July 2, 2007

thai beads 

charlotte shoves thai beads up her arse for pleasure
thai beads by anon anon anon September 27, 2006

beadwhore 

noun: a girl (or a guy) at mardi gras who proceeds to use any means necessary to acquire beads. this will include flashing, dry humping, and almost anything in between.
That beadwhore just came up and flashed me for a bead.
beadwhore by z February 24, 2004

anal beading 

putting anal beads in your ass....obviously.
think of the movie american pie 3, there is mentions of it and the strippers are holding a string of anal beads.
"should we put these in your ass or mine?"
anal beading by beach bottom July 31, 2005

Beadle Punch 

A weak right-handed punch given to someone as a form of ridicule. The Beadle Punch is achieved by shaping your hand into a beadle claw, and then used against your opponent in a fast, repetitive manner.
Guy 1 "Did you spill my pint?"

Guy 2 "Yes I did"

Guy 1 "I owe you a Beadle Punch for that you t*@£!"

Guy 2 "Noooo... Not the dreaded Beadle Punch!!!"
Beadle Punch by DJ Nibbles November 26, 2006