Cool Mike 

(n.)
Includes two parties (1 male/female and 1 female). the first party (male or female) deficates and puts excrement in freezer. Party one then takes the excrement and bangs party two (female) with frozen poop.

"Dude, my girl finally let me give her a cool mike! That beats your hot carl!"

Cool Mike by sex hole August 22, 2006

Icy Mike 

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a chick with it.

Jane just got icy miked!

Icy Mike by Mikus February 7, 2003

Red Mike 

A guy who seriously disses girls because he can't be relaxed enough to charm or persuade them, and therefore can't even get the time of day. His frustration and anger causes his face go red.

Leave it to a Red Mike to tell a great looking girl that she looks awful.

Red Mike by DavidAAA September 4, 2008

Rusty Mike 

get naked, sit indian style, do a handstand while still indian style, crap, and roll the crap down ur back and stall it on the back of ur neck.

"man josh did the rusty mike perfectly"

Rusty Mike by ap May 13, 2005

Dirty Mike

A person who is willing or forced to give a peice of shit a blowjob, or something in the same motion.

"I'll never give you a dirty mike again, i still have shit between my teeth".

Dirty Mike by Poohonkey October 6, 2006

big mike

gay moderator at xtrememass.com, site about steroid abuse visited by many crackheads.

"i like to suck on Big Mikes cock"
-Stratus

"werd guys, i addes some 1337 wicked tunes to teh g33k caterogy w00t"
-Big Mike

big mike by pitzo July 5, 2004

Cashout Mike 

Goated rapper highly underrated should collab with AdiSlicc, they will both lead the music industry forward 💯👨 ❤️ 💋 👨

Yo has Cashout Mike made a song with AdiSlicc yet?

Cashout Mike by NotAdiSlicc May 15, 2022