constipated 

This term refers to the phrase "this shits", which means something bad. Obviously, the opposite of shitting would be constipation, thus, if something is good, it is constipated.

This song is really constipated.

constipated by John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt October 26, 2007

Cell Phone Constipation Relief 

When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.

"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."

Cell Phone Constipation Relief by cooliopoolio July 6, 2009

emotional constipation 

That feeling when you just really couldn't give a shit.

"I was going to vote for Jedward on the X Factor, but just couldn't be bloody bothered"

"Man, I've been feeling like that for weeks. We both have emotional constipation."

emotional constipation by TheNotBob November 13, 2009

audible constipation 

when someone is so constipated to the point of grunting loudly

The guy in the stall next to me had audible constipation!

audible constipation by Joe Bongusiar October 8, 2010

constipated 

something is real hard cant do because somyhing is in the way

mike cant skateboard because its constipated
(twigs an rocks are in the way)

constipated by little drummer boy May 13, 2005

Constipated 

When there is a huge log stuck in your butt hole, that you cannot remove no matter how hard you try. This is often caused by not consuming the seed full objects. This also may be a sign that you have Ebola.

*on the toilet calling friend* dude why is you so grumpy.

Cause I'm constipated

Constipated by etwizzle July 31, 2015

Constipation consternation 

The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.

The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked], dismay, angry, grimace

Constipation consternation by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015