Backhanded Jobin - The act of Dutch Ruddering whist watching "I Love You Man" and texting on your I-phon.
Yo Bromosexual, wanna come pound some brewskis while we appreciate the cinematic masterpiece that is Sydney Fife? Brah, I'll totes hook you a Backhanded Jobin. It's not gay - cuz your touching your dick, not me.
This is when the leftover bbq sauce from a take out order is use to cover the anus in and around it. Then onebbq loving individual eats the bbq covered buttocks!
Lonnie and Megan made a backyard bbq pit with all the leftover sauce from there dinner!
When you wipe your butt hole too many times and you bleed onto your toilet paper - while devastatingly hungry, you consume your dirty toilet paper. Backyard taco baby.
When a male human farts, and the produced gas comes up through the front, bubbling underneath the subjects testicles. The horrid smell gasses the farter, making them severely nauseous, to the point of barfing on oneself.
Oh man! I needed to fart so bad, felt it coming up and decided to let it rip, suddenly I realized, it backfarted! I almost killed myself!