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Backhanded Jobin 

Backhanded Jobin - The act of Dutch Ruddering whist watching "I Love You Man" and texting on your I-phon.
Yo Bromosexual, wanna come pound some brewskis while we appreciate the cinematic masterpiece that is Sydney Fife? Brah, I'll totes hook you a Backhanded Jobin. It's not gay - cuz your touching your dick, not me.

backyard bbq pit 

This is when the leftover bbq sauce from a take out order is use to cover the anus in and around it. Then one bbq loving individual eats the bbq covered buttocks!
Lonnie and Megan made a backyard bbq pit with all the leftover sauce from there dinner!

backhanded compliment 

Any compliment a gay man gives to another gay man. Usually to cause drama.
I can make a fire with some wood and a backhanded compliment.

backyard pony 

When in a backyard and doing a girl from behind in the ass and riding her like a pony.
This weekend I grilled some steaks and gave Pam a backyard pony.
backyard pony by Dr. Big Junk December 9, 2008

Backyard taco 

When you wipe your butt hole too many times and you bleed onto your toilet paper - while devastatingly hungry, you consume your dirty toilet paper. Backyard taco baby.
I need food now, but I gotta shit. Brb.

Guys I just backyard taco'.
Backyard taco by C Liv September 3, 2017

Backfarted 

When a male human farts, and the produced gas comes up through the front, bubbling underneath the subjects testicles. The horrid smell gasses the farter, making them severely nauseous, to the point of barfing on oneself.
Oh man! I needed to fart so bad, felt it coming up and decided to let it rip, suddenly I realized, it backfarted! I almost killed myself!
Backfarted by letrollie October 24, 2017