weenering 

an alternate term for "masturbating". generally used to make speaking about the topic less awkward.

"The gym teacher caught him weenering in the handicap stall."

weenering by Rusty504 March 11, 2006

Wearing a big hat 

The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess

Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.

Wearing a big hat by TheRiverMan November 2, 2010

Wearing me as a hat 

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

Wearing me as a hat by Parrotti July 22, 2018

"Why am I wearing pants?" moment 

A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pants is futile.

Man, I just had a "Why am I wearing pants?" moment: Edward Norton's character didn't have a name for the whole movie!

"Why am I wearing pants?" moment by Sean92 April 30, 2009

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS 

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS by weave November 3, 2003

Basket-weaving 

The process of manually weaving baskets.

Dale Gribble wasn't very good at basket-weaving, so he quit.

Basket-weaving by goldenchocolate December 28, 2009

weaseling

Being extra cute to get out of your boyfriend/girlfriend being mad at you.

Doing things like saying "I love you" or trying to kiss them right after you say/do something that frustrates them.

her: You're such an idiot sometimes.
him: Thanks =/
her: Awwh, I'm sorry baby. I love you.
him: You're weaseling again.

weaseling by grr[face] August 7, 2008