Numpty 

Usually associated with members of the Engineering fraternity in their first year of employment.They originate from Louth and can be found driving clapped out BMWs.

People with high opinions of themselves

Numpty by Gerry January 28, 2005

numptie 

(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers

Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!

numptie by kwirx November 14, 2003

numpty 

A denizen of Acomb North Yorkshire, who sports an institutional haircut, has hands like shovels and makes indiscriminate hog noises.

Eeeeh, you numpt-eh!

numpty by meark October 27, 2003

numpty 

a real ditzy blonde from out in the sticks. she smells sheep and really likes someone called ****

WOHOO YA NUMPTY!!!!!!!

cLARE

numpty by friend November 5, 2002

Numptious 

An adjective to try to begin to describe the indescribable taste of an item, whether it be food or a person who is attractive, as delicious.

"Mmm! This cheeseball is so numptious!"; "Look at that guy at the bar. He's numptious!"

Numptious by Booism July 28, 2009

Numptious 

The combination of nummy and scrupmtious. Used in defining something uber fantastic and tasty.

That stake we had last night was numptious.

Numptious by your a jerk 21 September 26, 2009

numpty 

Andy Flynn

oh god it's that scouse numpty again

numpty by geoff titman January 31, 2003