Skip to main content

Nickocado Avocado 

Nickocado Avocado Formerly known as Nick Avocado is a fat FUCK With no life and is dying slowly from all the food he's eating. He is Known for beating up his boyfriend . He now has diabetes and weight over 300 lbs. Pigs weigh 300 to 700 lbs. So, clearly, Nick Avocado is a literal pig. Oink, oink. Bitch. haha.

heres a lil story about a fat Karen we like to call.. Nick Avocado.
Nick ( being a fat fuck in a mall )

nice employee : Excuse me, sir but you need to wear a mask here ..

( Fun fact, Nick avocado, has a fat, disgusting, ugly, triple chin neck. )
nick : Well, excuse me, miss Employee. Well, you need to shut your mouth because I'm gonna be in here all day. my mask is on. Goodbye. I need to record for all my beautiful nice viewers

Employee : Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry, sir. I did not mean to do that. But I am also really sorry, sir. But if you talk to us like that, I'm gonna have to call my manager and ask him to let you leave. Please. Put the mask over your mouth.
Nick : For the last fucking time. It is over my damn mouth.

Employee : Please stop cursing -
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Employee Then calls manager )
Manager : What seems to be going on over here?

Nick : Miss BITCH over here thinks I don't have my mask over my mouth.

Employee : Sir-
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Manager : Hey, you don't have permission to shush my employees. Get out of my store

Nick then proceeds to cry like a little bitch. )
The manager then kicked him out of the store and Orlin thanks the manager )
Nickocado Avocado, It's an obese, fat, freaking pig that is dying because he's eating too much and saying that it's just water weight. OINK

OINK BITCH :)

ur mom a avocado 

This is the most devastating insult to exist, it sits right next to the "ur mom gay" insult. It can ruin many lives
Yo dude ur mom a avocado bruh.
(Other guy) gets depressed and loses his job
ur mom a avocado by Iwantrodie101 October 15, 2018

Devil's Avocado

A person who expresses a contentious opinion in order to provoke debate or test the strength of the opposing arguments.
'Just to play Devil's Avocado here, if we continue to feed the birds then they might become dependent on humans for food, and then starve when it is no longer viable for us to continue feeding them'
Devil's Avocado by aztekcamel June 26, 2017

niggado avocado 

Nikocado Avocado but he tries to act black
niggado avocado by kaike June 5, 2020

Black Avocado 

A testicle that is swollen and black. The male equalvalent of a blue waffle, and is given by having sex with a woman with a blue waffle
Damn, them black avocadoes must be as big as melons

An avocado in the gutter 

Feeling out of place or awkward in social gatherings or situations
Chloe: “I wore the wrong clothes today… I feel like an avocado in the gutter”

Char: “what?”