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True Asian 

A non white human being that posseses significant asian qualitys. This includes having set study time, eating rice twice a day, being good at math (Extreme) and being mad at a 99% grade point average. note white people can have this rule applyed to them if they truly posses these qualitys.
Did you hear that was Dan studying for 3 hours?
Yeah, he is a true asian.
True Asian by Nvt2126 November 16, 2018
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subtle asian leftovers 

A spinoff of Subtle Asian Traits that began as a smaller group with the aim of hosting civil and insightful discussions about life and identity, but then like most other growing internet forums, was overtaken by a shitshow of kids pretending to be adults. Aside from the rare minority of members who are still genuinely eager to talk and make connections, there are primarily 2 remaining groups:

1. Bored frequenters who try to keep the group alive with cringy repetitive icebreakers and memes. Truly profound shit like, "Oh everyday I herpderp because blahblahderp. What are some examples of derpaderp that you all herpaderpderp?" They could post this crap anywhere else on the internet and generate the same dumb "dialogue," but they need the comfort of keeping their spam within a predominantly Asian forum.

2. SJWs who need an outlet/safe space to flex their wokeness. These are the worst of the worst. They'll express the need for respecting Asians and women and etc, while simultaneously whining about other races and men and etc. They'll lecture everyone about decency and respect, but throw all manner of shade at anyone who has a different perspective (or maybe even fails to word a post up to PC standards). They'll preach about empowerment, but the second you start to question their victimhood or contradict their outrage, it's game over man.
"Bro, I just discovered Subtle Asian Leftovers today."
"What'd you think?"
"It's depressing af."

asian trap 

A bowl of rice under a net
I caught a Ching Chong in my Asian trap
asian trap by Bo Greg December 15, 2014

asian massage 

When you shit on someone's back and spread like it was massage oil.
Bro I just got the best Asian massage, but I smell bad now.
asian massage by The lgbtq clan March 18, 2017
People who cant see anything, smell like soy sauce and that shit out massive dim sims made from doggos
damn pass the asian juice fagg
asian by black asian boy November 5, 2018

Asian dick 

2.9 or 6.9
korean men are usually 2.9.
He has an Asian dick.
Asian dick by hannam311 October 11, 2018