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jordan walk
This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
jordan walk by gusoid June 13, 2025
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Jordan Peterson
Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
Jordan Peterson by Palm Knee July 1, 2025
jordan bardella
a French politician (born 13 Sept 1995), the handsome, charismatic, and dashing president of the right-wing National Rally. His views are controversial and can spark debate among the French. Liked and disliked by them, he is very popular because he speaks his mind.
He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.
He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.
Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.
He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.
He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.
Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.
I don't agree with Jordan Bardella's views, or how he changed his past. But man he is one handsome man that I dream and think of him a lot...
jordan bardella by mangolovercats22 October 5, 2025
Jordan Hub
Jordan Hub (noun —slang)
Meaning: A person who is crazy good at basketball. Someone who can hoop anywhere, any time, any court. A natural bucket. The type who pulls up and instantly becomes the star of the whole gym.
Meaning: A person who is crazy good at basketball. Someone who can hoop anywhere, any time, any court. A natural bucket. The type who pulls up and instantly becomes the star of the whole gym.
“Bruh a real Jordan Hub—drop 30 without even sweating.”
“Don’t pick him up unless you ready to lose. That’s a Jordan Hub right there.”
“Whole court went quiet when he walked in. They knew the Jordan Hub showed up.”
“That nigga be ballin' like he in Jordan Hub I'm crying.”
“Don’t pick him up unless you ready to lose. That’s a Jordan Hub right there.”
“Whole court went quiet when he walked in. They knew the Jordan Hub showed up.”
“That nigga be ballin' like he in Jordan Hub I'm crying.”
Jordan Hub by boimans November 30, 2025
Jordan Protocol
Rehab tactic where the PTA absolutely kicks the patient’s ass with a workout so intense that they are rendered semi-conscious and glued to the couch for the rest of the day. They are thus unable to engage in any more therapy for the week. Often leads to implementation of the Justin fall-back maneuver out of necessity.
Mrs. Jones was sleeping when I got there after the Jordan protocol, and not able to move for the rest of that week.
Jordan Protocol by jwkenne March 11, 2026