John Glenn High School

1. A small high school in Long Island, New York, abbreviated as JGHS or Elwood.
2. Usually throws the best parties compared to Commack and other districts.
3. Where rumors spread to everybody in hours.
4. The cafeteria has a gradient of social classes.
5. The freshman hallway always smells like smoke and weed.
6. At least one bomb threat from the middle school every month.
7. You go to Marino if you need a late pass.
8. You wish you could move far, far away.
9. You always find out that one person who was sending you shit on Formspring.
10. Gum is the new currency and BBM is your means of communication.
11. Everyone knows your name, not your story.
12. You know one random fact about almost everyone in the building.
13. You enjoy pissing Mr. Rose off at one point in your life.
14. You anticipate Freshman Friday every year even though you know what it's all about.
15. You avoid the student lot when it rains at all costs.

Commack:"Did you hear about that girl that passed out drunk last friday night?"
John Glenn High School: "Yeah, the whole school knows, that's normal."
Commack: "Oh...Got any weed for me?"
John Glenn High School: "Obviously."

John Glenn High School by hip stir November 3, 2011

Glenn-style 

Goonin',take no shit from anybody what so ever,A Dogg but still pullin the ladies

Man i'm turning glenn-style man.

Glenn-style by Jay Glenn March 20, 2008

Glenn Becked 

The act of having have your ass handed to you (usually in a verbal manner); in other words, to get totally pwned.

Named after the infamous Glenn Beck after getting his ass handed to him by Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters on The View

Jake: Dude I went to holler at that hot chic and I was totally Glenn Becked
John: Yeah dude...you are like a total loser man. Chic Glenn Becked you...you should go sit in a corner and cry dude.

Glenn Becked by CarlosTheJackal May 20, 2009

Glenweed 

An amusing nick-name for Glenwood, Iowa, oftentimes used by stoners from nearby Council Bluffs or Omaha, Nebraska.

Man, are we going to have to go all the way down to Glenweed to score?

Glenweed by E-Z Money in CB January 6, 2011

Gennessy 

She is a nice, caring, funny, amazing, lit, and, chill person who always knows how to make someone's day. She love to joke around a lot and simply know what's best for other. She is humble and make sure to put others before her. She is serious on certain topics but sometimes it is hard to tell when shes joking around or being serious. Overall Gennessey is a good person to be around and a good friend to have to cheer you up. Make sure that whatever happens that you always have her by your side to help you get through things.

Have you ever met a Gennessy?

Gennessy by justinz_2.0 August 2, 2018

glanned 

The act of being ditched

you left for the party without me? yeeeah, i just got glanned real bad man.

glanned by ushuibfdufsdifda November 28, 2006

Glenn-docking

A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a male to receive the shit or the act would be classified more accurately as: space-docking), and the exchange of feces.

More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(male)'s asshole.

Glenn likes when people shit into his asshole. (of course when it's a man on the receiving-end of this act it is referred to as Glenn-docking; when a female receives the shit into her vagina it would be classified as space-docking).

Glenn-docking by fknpwnd May 29, 2009