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Roast Beef Drapes 

When a woman’s pussy lips hang low and loose and have the appearance of a well done roast beef - brown with a slightly pink middle and tough to chew.
Me: hey Pete, you go down on Rita?
Pete: I was about to until she opened her Roast Beef Drapes and it looked like it would eat me!

beef drapes 

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam
I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes
beef drapes by chris May 13, 2005
Antiquated term for suit or clothing, especially a zoot suit. Used in popular film Zoot Suit by Luis Valdez by main character Henry.
How do you like my drapes?
drapes by GhettoSuperstar March 7, 2005
The act of a female lightly dangling their floppy labia on someone's face. This is the female equivalent of teabagging.
That girl drapes everybody when they pass out.
Drape by PootPoot June 27, 2014

Going Draper 

To disappear suddenly and without warning to somewhere less strenuous and relaxing for a very "up in the air" amount of time.
Man this job sucks I barely get paid anything, my boss is a Dick and these creditors are always on my ass! Fuck this I'm Going Draper Tonight!
Going Draper by Shadow 2012 August 21, 2009
A Film That Is A Mix Between A Drama And A Comedy, It Has Some Comedic Parts But Would Most Likely Fall Into The Drama Genre.
Sisquo: The Movie "Funny People" Was A HUGE letdown. I Thought It Was Gonna Be A Way Funnier Comedy!

E-Bert: That's Because, My Gay Little Friend, That Movie Was Actually A Dramedy, Not A Comedy.

Sissy: Well The Word Funny Was In The Title, That's Misleading!

E-Ernie: No Your Just A Tool Who Needs To Have The Ohio Sock Bop Done To You Nightly. Plus The Marshal Mathers Cameo Was Priceless
Dramedy by Taint Licking 101 April 14, 2010