Tuna Canning

The girl's version of Tea-bagging. When a girl sits on a guys face to publicly embarrass him. Clothes on or off.

Katie sat on Steve's face when he was passed out. Next time he will be careful when Tuna Canning is in play!

Tuna Canning by Jon Bandero October 10, 2010

canning 

That night when everyone has their garbage out at the end of their drive-way to be picked up in the morning and some jack-ass goes and knocks over every trash can on one street or more.

neighbor 1: Dude, what happened to the garbage cans on our street?

neighbor 2: It's the new rage, called canning. Looks like they hit up our street quite well.

canning by Your local canner August 2, 2011

Cantinflas 

Persona of Mario Moreno. Best Mexican comedian to be in films. Charlie Chaplin considered him the greatest comedian ever.

Cantinflas was the greatest comedian, verdad chato?

Cantinflas by buhnijm May 7, 2018

Goodwill Cunting 

When a person shags another person as a favor to someone else. There are two types of Goodwill Cunting scenarios, categorized by whose benefit motivates the shagging.

1) Third-Party Goodwill Cunting: The Goodwill Cunter is doing the shagging as a favor for a third party (not the one being shagged). This is often done to facilitate sex between other people (e.g., having sex with a hot girl's ugly friend so your buddy can bang the hot girl) or to distract the one being shagged (e.g., shagging a girl so her little sister can sneak out with the rest of your friends).

2) Direct-Beneficiary Goodwill Cunting: The favor is for the one being shagged. This type of Goodwill Cunting is often motivated by pity, performed by girls on really sweet friend-zone guys who never EVER get laid.

1) Mike owes me big time! He finally scored with that hot girl Krisi, thanks to my throwing down some goodwill cunting on her ugly friend Jeni.

2) Man, I feel so bad for Bobby! He's so sweet and never gets laid. Since he did my homework all year, I might just throw down some goodwill cunting if I can't get my ugly friend Jeni to fuck him for me.

Goodwill Cunting by Spammygirl October 28, 2013

cyber-canning 

The process of discarding multiple unwanted dating profiles as you swipe left and left and left again within various dating apps.

I opened up Tinder this morning and felt like all I did was waste an hour cyber-canning freaks of nature!

cyber-canning by Arianna Jeret July 12, 2015

Cunting Fuckhead 

Merging of the two words, Cunt and Fuck without sounding like an idiot. You may also add any other word onto the end of fuck.

Person 1: You fucking cunt
Person 2: Dont say that you sound like a tool, say cunting fuckwit insted.
Person 1: But can i say cunting fuckhead or cunting fucknut?
Person 2: Thats perfectly acceptable.

Cunting Fuckhead by Scone70 July 6, 2005

cunting 

An adjective based on the Noun "cunt" describing one who is acting like a "cunt" or who is "cunty".

"Do you know what she did?. Your cunting daughter!
-Regan, The Exorcist

cunting by DB January 13, 2005