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Screaming yellow Zonker 

Yellow or green colored eye gook that sometimes harden to a crust.
Is that a screaming yellow zonker in your eye?
One badass person who you don't really want to mess with because he will fagban you permanently if you piss him off. Trust me, I know k? Thx

Favorite thing he likes to do: Ban newbies, laugh at newbies, ignore newbies, make fun of how stupid newbies are, points and laughs, has an itchy copy/paste ready to ?adduser Tequila F if I mess up like = But [Phoenix has an awesome car, its like O_O and Annaberries is like, Rawr rawr *Flesh*! O_O
Emote <Zonker> Points and laughs at (insert your name here)
Zonker by Tequila December 5, 2004
You should have seen her face when I gave her the zonker.
A fat clown; Used to scare chilren.
As their parents left the room, turning off the light, Zinkers emerged from the shadows.
Zinkers by Willy December 2, 2004

zonkered 

very drunk to the point of black-out
That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off!
zonkered by Simon Eustice November 5, 2005

zonkerhead

ashley a.k.a. slut is such a zonkerhead! meaning they are incredibly goofy and they are always laughing/making someone laugh at something
"omg, that girl is SUCH a zonkerhead!"
zonkerhead by jen! May 8, 2005