An older guy who pretends he knows-it-all but you realize he dont know shit. All mouth. Example: Fat IT guy at work who fucks up your 'puter so you cantget onYouTube.
{whistle} yo, wisely, you fucked up the innernet. I ought to chiff yo tin ass.
A drinking game involving two hands + two bottles of wine + duct tape (or similar).
When all combined, you reach a surefire recipe for a good night.
There exist several rules to edward winey hands.
1 - The wine bottles must be removed only when finished.
2 - The wine bottles must be removed by a stranger.
3 - Actually I think that's it...
"Ahhh, excuse me miss, could you please remove these wine bottles that are duct-taped to my hands. Yes, I am aware that my trousers are around my ankles, I have been playing Edward winey hands"
wineluc; a noun
wineluc is a rather sweet person, however she is in every comment section. it is quite scarysometimes, the fact that that you cannot escape them🤨/j wineluc is everywhere.
“have you seen wineluc lately?”
“oh yeah, she’s in every comment sections ever. i wonder if they have a life.” /J
A particularly submissive breed of male with feminine characteristics. A Winery will sweep any girl or guy off of their feet and appear to cherish them tenderly, however this is not the case as Winery only wishes to spike them and steal their organs. Winery’s also have the tendency to be explosive and will often shart their pants in public.
Sparkling Ale - OMG Winery is such a nice and sincere guy!
Double Agent - I’d be careful the last Winery stole my ex boyfriend uterus
Sparkling Ale - He is definitely a keeper, who needs kidney’s anyway?