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An older guy who pretends he knows-it-all but you realize he dont know shit. All mouth. Example: Fat IT guy at work who fucks up your 'puter so you cant get on YouTube.
{whistle} yo, wisely, you fucked up the innernet. I ought to chiff yo tin ass.
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Edward winey hands 

A drinking game involving two hands + two bottles of wine + duct tape (or similar).
When all combined, you reach a surefire recipe for a good night.
There exist several rules to edward winey hands.
1 - The wine bottles must be removed only when finished.
2 - The wine bottles must be removed by a stranger.
3 - Actually I think that's it...
"Ahhh, excuse me miss, could you please remove these wine bottles that are duct-taped to my hands. Yes, I am aware that my trousers are around my ankles, I have been playing Edward winey hands"
Edward winey hands by halfbrick December 27, 2008
A combo of ICE And FIRE.

He might look a flirto but when you meet him personally he is an honest man. He always comes up with some goals, plans and ideas.

He never gives up easily on anything and anyone or even if he does it's for some good cause.

The smart one who pretends to don't know any shit but actually the bossy one .

The SARCASTIC one .

Lastly, he is wise as his name.

NOT A DESPO BUT A FLIRTO. .
Be wise as wisely.
Wisely by Queenmaryam July 15, 2018
For when something someone does is said to be done wisely, but is done more wisely than other actions. In basic terms a superlative of wisely
Wow that comment was wise. It was the wiselyist
Wiselyist by TheWordHandler February 18, 2020
wineluc; a noun
wineluc is a rather sweet person, however she is in every comment section. it is quite scary sometimes, the fact that that you cannot escape them🤨/j wineluc is everywhere.
“have you seen wineluc lately?”
“oh yeah, she’s in every comment sections ever. i wonder if they have a life.” /J
wineluc by beidousspouse August 25, 2021
A particularly submissive breed of male with feminine characteristics. A Winery will sweep any girl or guy off of their feet and appear to cherish them tenderly, however this is not the case as Winery only wishes to spike them and steal their organs. Winery’s also have the tendency to be explosive and will often shart their pants in public.
Sparkling Ale - OMG Winery is such a nice and sincere guy!

Double Agent - I’d be careful the last Winery stole my ex boyfriend uterus
Sparkling Ale - He is definitely a keeper, who needs kidney’s anyway?
Winery by possum master January 18, 2020