Wessel 

A wessel is an awesome person, that's just all around great and loved by many! Certain people who are uninformed of the definition, may use the word as an insult, which it clearly is not.

Certain person: "You are such a wessel!"

Girl: "Well thanks!"

Wessel by khjgkhfawaked November 28, 2010

Wessel 

A very cool and powerfull guy! Everybody knows him. He is super sexy and handsome!!

#cool #handsome #sexy #crazy #power

Wow there's wessel!

Wessel by Randykalavan103 February 27, 2017

Frank Wested 

In the xbox 360 game deadrising, the protagonist is Frank West, a photojournalist investigating the mystery at a shopping mall in Colorado. It's infested w/ zombies and Frank has 72 hours to figure out what happened and get out of the mall via helicopter. In the game practically anything is a weapon to attack zombies.

The act of Frank Westing some is to pick up the nearest object (ie. bench, table, katana, chair, baseball bat,etc.) and use it to beat the hell out of someone else

man 1: i'm gonna kick your ass

man 2: *picks up a chair and smashes over man 1's head.* I just Frank Wested your ass

Frank Wested by alondite April 8, 2010

Kanye Wested 

verb: Taking attention away from someone; stealing another person's moment

Did you see him call the principal a ho? Man, he Kanye Wested her.

Kanye Wested by ibedoinyourmom September 15, 2009

Wessel 

Very sexy and have big dingus poops always on the floor and needs to shit

I wanna be wessel

Wessel by Poepslaaf December 9, 2021

Horst Wessel 

The legendary man who wrote the song "Die Fahne Hoch"

Person 1. Do you know who Horst Wessel is?

Person 2. No
Person 1. Don't you know anything about Nazi Germany?

Horst Wessel by MrBern February 15, 2017

nuclear wessels 

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.

Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!

Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.

(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")

nuclear wessels by theteddybearatemysandwich! June 1, 2009