Wellness House 

A health KHoach's dwelling. I write it with a KH as any KHoach teaching about the wellness house has a thick tongue and a lateral lisp. It involves physical health, psychological health, social health, mental health, and some other repetitive bullshit.

My KHoach taught us about the Wellness House today. Can someone explain what the fuck he was talking about?

Wellness House by iamtheram October 16, 2008

Wellness Apartments 

Off campus housing just outside of Millersville University in Lancaster County Pennsylvania, known for mid size parties, smoke and shame like ecourts

Yo dude 20 wellness apartments is gonna be poppin tonight

Wellness Apartments by Moose97 September 24, 2017

Wellness Bitch

A person, usually an American, who's identity and politics are based on the "Wellness Bible", i.e. a set of politically correct ideas related to exercise, health, fat acceptance, etc.

Kelly, a typical Wellness Bitch, can't go out to brunch because the restaurant doesn't have any vegan gluten free options.

Wellness Bitch by Joan Breibart February 23, 2024

Wellness Bitch

A term colloquially applied to an individual who meticulously avoids carbohydrates, strategically manipulates nutrients, and leverages their dietary choices as both a political statement and a testament to their superiority. This person often believes their eating habits not only contribute to personal health but also significantly benefit the environment, thereby asserting moral and ethical high ground based on their consumption patterns.

Claire is such a Wellness Bitch! She won't come out with us to the Italian restaurant because everything has gluten and nightshades in it.

Wellness Bitch by Joan Breibart March 13, 2024

Wellness Bitch

A Wellness Bitch is a phony person who is “passionate” about “holistic” health and wellness. Fat or thin, but all eating dis-ordered if they don’t have one of the FIVE official Eating Disorders, they regurgitate marketing talking points in a cultish manner so as to elevate their own sense of self and appear pure and ”good” while they binge on “bad” foods.

Kathy is such a wellness bitch, she won't go to Shake Shack because they don't have gluten free buns.

Wellness Bitch by Joan Breibart September 8, 2024

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour 

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour is Snoop Dogg's upcoming summer tour for 2017. He's performing at sixteen resorts worldwide to promote his new single "Mount Kushmore." Kush is a strain of Marijuana from India (cannabis indica).

Are you looking for a new way to achieve optimal health this summer? Come and see Snoop Dogg in concert as he begins his Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour.

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour by PWS27 October 1, 2017

Health and wellness 

Army/Military term: In BCT or AIT when there’s a (typically) an unannounced check on peoples room/lockers. The drill sergeants are suppose to be looking for mold, etc but they actually just throw everything around in your room in hopes they find food, vapes, etc.

Hey bro get rid of that vape by next week we overheard some drill sergeants talk about a health and wellness sometime next week

Health and wellness by thatf00 April 20, 2022