Chocolate Spider Web 

When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...

Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.

Chocolate Spider Web by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021

Huge spider web 

A giant web that has been waiting all its life for you to accidentally run into and freak out about having a spider on you for the next 30 seconds.

A huge spider web is also called future anxiety

Huge spider web by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

Spider Web

Blowing your load on your partners closed eyes. When they open their eyes and the cum stuck to their eye lashes spreads like spider webs.

Man I totaly spider webed these girls last night when I doppler radared them.

Spider Web by Badpolizei May 24, 2011

Spider Web

A game played on the front porch of homes in Buffalo, NY. While the rules are not clearly known and or understood, players must on the stairs of said porch and loudly shout "SPIDER WEB, SPIDER WEB, SPIDER WEB!" Loud enough that cars passing by can hear.

Hey a cars comin! "SPIDER WEB! SPIDER WEB! SPIDER WEB!"

Spider Web by BuffaloveWing August 6, 2017

spider web

A spiderweb is when you are doin your chick and she saus stop before you blow it then you wait till she falls asleep and blow it in her hair

Im gonna give that bitch a spiderweb

spider web by Mike Smith October 2, 2004

spider web

A spider web is when you fart and touching two distant objects with your butt, creating a gas cloud that others have to walk through. For example, standing in the door and farting, touching your butt to both door jambs, and yelling, "spider web!"

Everyone was in the room when I felt a big one coming on....I totally let it rip and touched my ass to the tables...creating a big spider web that everyone had to walk through!

spider web by unvmyvw412 October 18, 2010

spider-web sex

one one has sexual relations with another and becomes attached to eachother emotionally, like if your sprung patna

spider-web sex must have got caught up

spider-web sex by *militant*Kings Up January 2, 2009