Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

Wakeland 

School in Frisco filled with thots. Referred to as Fakeland because all the thots have orange spray tans and dye their hair blond

Did you hear about that one girl at the game?
Yeah, you could tell she was from Wakeland

Wakeland by allthatandabagofchips March 14, 2019

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey 

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

wakey 

to wake up.
to be awake.

wakey wakey, asshole!

wakey by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

wakey wakey 

A cute/nice way of saying "wake the f*** up"!!!

The boyfriend decided that her sleeping girlfriend had more than welcomed her stay and says "wakey wakey, listen... you have to go now". :)

wakey wakey by Lkaerkob8 October 22, 2008

wakey bakey 

to smoke dank ass weed in the morning so you start your day off high and go thru the day high

"wakey bakey in the morning so that that the day,
Always plays out the right way"

wakey bakey by slightlystoopid December 4, 2005

rusty wakelin 

An eye-opening rendition of the rusty trombone makes this a memorable way to say good morning! A man is awakened by his partner rimming him, while at the same time giving him a vigorous reach around. The skeet from the hand job is then used to style his hair to keep it out of his face.

I was ready for a full day of work in an ad agency – and looking good - after Liz started my day with a rusty wakelin!

rusty wakelin by Slappy Cheeselog December 11, 2008