Voluntary Friendzone 

Putting yourself in the friend zone before you make an ass out of yourself

Guy: So Bob, have you made a move on Jessica yet?
Guy #2: Nope I put myself in the voluntary friendzone

Voluntary Friendzone by SpicyBlackKid April 19, 2018

voluntary sex 

Sex that is for planned.

"Oj Simpson wanna have sex?"
"Sure"
"So now it looks like I don't have to rape you!"
"So this is voluntary sex?"

voluntary sex by DevenJeff November 3, 2013

Voluntary Service Campaign 

It was a fucking recall! Nissan did it to fix something they fucked up on they early model 300zx fuel injection system. They didn't want to call it a recall because that would look bad so it was called a service campaign. And they didn't really want to spend the money to do it to all Z31's so they said it was voluntary. Non the less, it was a god damn recall.

"Did you have the voluntary service campaign preformed on your Z?"

Voluntary Service Campaign by RedOctoberManZ31 August 2, 2009

Voluntary editors 

People who suck because they don't let you publish your great definitions.

Random guy: "I'm one of those voluntary editors on Urban Dictionary!"
Random guy 2: "Well you suck then!"

Voluntary editors by Pls_let_me_use_a_name September 28, 2018

Voluntary trauma 

When you get to choose your trauma, it's voluntary. You get to choose what type, when and why.

Also when you voluntarily decide to trauma dump on people, you can call that voluntary trauma.

Jess: Yoo let's go to the cemetery by the school and get some voluntary trauma!
Pradhi: Sure! I've never gotten to pick my trauma before!

Voluntary trauma by pringlesking24! September 17, 2021

voluntary mandatory 

Anything needed to be done is voluntary but becomes mandatory if you want to do something else.

Vaccinations for Covid are voluntary but if you wish to be employed, it is voluntary mandatory that you have to be vaccinated.

voluntary mandatory by bevanpayne September 29, 2021

voluntary canary 

A voluntary canary is someone who makes a sacrifice, often publicly, in support of a personal or professional value yet stays in the situation instead of leaving. Like a canary in a coal mine, s/he is exposed to whatever happens. Unlike the canary, s/he does it voluntarily. And, it happens to rhyme.

Berkeley's Earth & Atmospheric Science Department canceled a lecture because of the invited scientist's political views. David Romps resigned from his chairmanship in protest but stayed at the school. He became a voluntary canary! We need more profs like that. Let's see if he survives in Berkeley's woke academic coal mine.

voluntary canary by Hugo de Naranja October 19, 2021