throttle the vicar 

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

throttle the vicar by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

sing to the vicar 

engage in a sex act usually between two men, which usually involves rectal penetration by the partner's penis,or tongue(the latter more commonly termed "rimming")though broadly any sex act which involves two, or more individuals in some form of anal manipulation would be loosely correct usage; as will many of these terms there are no hard-and-fast rules governing usage

Roman was very much wished to sing to the vicar with his new friend Edgar, though he was not sure yet that they would be using the same hymn sheet

sing to the vicar by flobberdobber July 7, 2006

more tea vicar 

when somebody has just farted they say the words more tea vicar in a posh english accent.
When in the right company everyone will laugh
excellent!!

Just after dad had sat down after eating some peculiar curry he farted very loudly . He then said more tea vicar and everyone was dying to laugh

more tea vicar by Norminski January 9, 2008

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

spitting vicar by jotthedot April 10, 2008

throttle the vicar 

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

throttle the vicar by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

Trendy Vicar 

Someone who tries far too hard to fit in. They honestly believe that they are the height of cool, being both a trendsetter and a well loved member of a group. In reality they are the focus of many jokes and most probably prematurely balding.
Generally dressed by their mothers.

Oh no, Wiff has invited himself along again, he is such a trendy vicar.

Trendy Vicar by Soap Dropper October 9, 2007

v - v - v - vicar 

a response to any phrase or word that can have a secondary meaning, usually sexual in nature.

Music Director to choir: It's important, while singing, that we all look at each other's parts.

V - V - V - VICAR.

v - v - v - vicar by vicarsdaughter August 30, 2008