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Using an Umbrella 

1) A smart thing to do.

2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.
1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."

2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*
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using autism as an insult 

The most fucking idiotic thing to do.
Autism has levels and using autism as an insult is actually not offensive but idiotic as fuck because there's levels of severity of autism. People with level 1 autism are actually usually smarter then people without it.

I Heard You Using the Microwave 

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
Word of the Day on November 25, 2016

why am i using urban dictionary? 

Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this
why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books

Hey there! i am using whatsapp 

The status message of someone who isn't using whatsapp
Hey there! i am using whatsapp
No you're not otherwise, you would have changed the default status message
To do any form of narcotic, as in marijuana, crack, PCP, LSD, etc. The heat use this term when questioning a suspected drug user.
Cop: Hey kid are you using?
Kid: No officer, never.
using by jared r July 14, 2004

im using my rose toy 

im using my rose toy
hi
im using my rose toy