Tysonitis

Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")

I think Joe has Tysonitis, he said he wanted to eat my kids!

Tysonitis by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

Tysoning 

like planking laying down randomly with your head facing to the left like you just got knocked out by mike tyson.

bro look at that guy hes tysoning.

Tysoning by Z.Schram October 22, 2011

tysonize

make small, and grow hair.

Bozo the clown was tysonized.

tysonize by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Tysonilic Mowering 

the act of acting in a douchbaggedly manner at the expense of a base of friends.

A certain friend moved to a northern town away from his friends displaying quintessential tysonilic mowering.

Tysonilic Mowering by acemclaud September 8, 2009

Typonics 

is the demonstration of the Ebonics language combined with typos and BS.

Idk wat packing heat means my mom n i dont like gangs. We dont talk to the part of my fam thats0in da gang. Cuz they thretend to stab me. They don't approve of my typonics.

Typonics by BrendaBashesD August 18, 2010