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alabama transfusion 

When you give a family member an STD
Did your hear that Jeb gave his hot sister that good old fashion Alabama transfusion last weekend?

Medellin Transfusion

The act of receiving antibodies or immunity in general by eating out a women’s vagina and ingesting her vaginal juices which may contain antibodies to various viruses or bacteria.
“Juan, why didn’t you get the COVID vaccine?” “Nah man, I Got a Medellin transfusion last week I’m good.”

Mexican blood transfusion 

A 2 or 3 liter bottle of red soda, usually purchased at the grocery store on the way home from work, that when completely consumed, invigorates and rejuvenates the consumer.
After a hard day shingling roofs, Juan came home and had a Mexican blood transfusion while watching novellas , and felt so refreshed and energetic that he helped his brother in law paint all the tree trunks in the yard white.

Twin-Twin Transfusion 

A sex act in which, the male(s), while fucking twin females, cum into the mouth of one twin and she then spits that load into the mouth of the other twin.

A play on the actual condition in which during a twin pregnancy, arterial blood from donor twin passes through the placenta into vein of recipient twin. Essentially the donor twin gets less blood and the recipient twin gets more.
Man I had a great time with those twins yesterday. They even performed a twin-twin transfusion.
Twin-Twin Transfusion by rishta September 23, 2011

Lead Transfusion 

A lead transfusion is slang for shooting someone
Continue talking shit and I’ll give you a lead transfusion
Lead Transfusion by Tovarisch February 16, 2018

Anal transfusion 

When one butthole links to another and swaps fluids for ultimate body power.
Wanna do a anal transfusion Im kinda beat it was a long day