Tomterday 

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.

Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."

Tomterday by aman13 June 14, 2010

Tomatord 

God of tomatoes

Person 1: do u have any tomatoes?
Person 2: Tomatord does B)

Tomatord by Pastelray July 30, 2019

Tomader 

tomader is the sweetest most beautiful girl you can ever meet

did you see how cute is tomader today? can this girl stop being prettier by the day?

Tomader by mvkkkki April 3, 2019

tomster 

complete utter noob.. -_- <-- tomster eyes

omg im the best.. you cant beat me

tomster by leet August 27, 2003

Almadoesn'tmater  

Almadoesn'tmatter
An object or logo from a school one may have flunked out of or went on to get a better job without the degree from that school because it was so frustrating. Like when you can't finish a degree plan because some of the courses needed to get that particular degree are not or no longer offered at that school
Here is a football jersey from your 'Almadoesn'tmatter"
I know you did not make the team and lost your scholarship but hey you may have some nostalgia for this.
Source: Lloyd Johnsoon, Caney Head, Texas

Here is a football jersey from your 'Almadoesn'tmater'
I know you did not make the team and lost your scholarship but hey you may have some nostalgia for this.

I gave Katz a tray from LU where she tried to get a law degree and could not complete because the courses were not offered to complete the degree plan so her Almadoesn'tmater as she has an excellent job as a government litigator.

Almadoesn'tmater by Lloyd Johnson December 24, 2007

dookie toater 

A word used in the sout to describe a girls butt.

That girls got a nice dookie toater.

dookie toater by justins money July 14, 2006

tomateros 

A Baseball team from Culiacan,Sinaloa

Tomateros won the world series.

tomateros by Hacker818 June 26, 2017