Ticking Time Bomb 

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.

Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.

Ticking Time Bomb by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 23, 2020

Toking Points 

1. Talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.

2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.

(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)

1. Billy's toking points were enough to make the D.A.R.E. officer drop his head, slump out of the classroom, and question his whole career.

2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.

Toking Points by T. Panda February 9, 2013

Midnight Toking 

The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.

It's midnight! Grab the gang and let's go enjoy some midnight toking.

Midnight Toking by TittyCream November 6, 2012

honkey tonking 

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.

"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.

honkey tonking by Voneville September 7, 2005

toking 

v. to smoke, esp. marajuana

sometimes shortened, "tokin"

"charles, what are you plans for the summer?"

"lol... mad toking..."

toking by true that June 10, 2003

Tockling

The act of tickling a man's penis. This works the best on an erect penis, and when the owner of said penis is unaware he's about to be tockled.

Crystal is a total tockler. If you get her anywhere near a cock she'll give it a Tockling like no one's business.

Tockling by RedZeal January 13, 2011

Hampster Tucking 

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

Hampster Tucking by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011