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The projectile snot splat 

The sound snot makes as it exits the nasal passages and hits 1 or 2 ply paper at full force.

You can tell when it's coming by a loud SNORT beforehand. Similar to the flash of a nuclear bomb.

Common with sick people and 5 year olds.
"I dropped a can of soup and I swear it sounded like the projectile snot splat Lesly made last week."

on the project 

Sheila and her husband have been on the project for a few months, but she's not knocked up yet.
on the project by Sasha Gabril September 26, 2005

The Project

A person that is the main target of something and is the main focus.
This nerf fight has to come to an end let get the project
The Project by Credit Say 2 July 31, 2022

The Project

When someone or something reports on something that is not newsworthy in the slightest
They did a The Project and reported on Padam being added on Urban Dictionary
The Project by Hasa1814 June 18, 2023

Give the project manager their head 

allow them to do what they want to do, without trying to advise or stop them; to allow them to do what they want without interference, advice, or direction
After weeks of meticulous planning and preparation, the team leader decided to just give the project manager their head and see what innovative solutions emerged.

Before the projection

Yes sweetheart, I know, I am agonizing here. I would like it done BEFORE the projection. As quickly as possible without sacrificing the likelihood of success honey.
Hym Iam "So, yes. I know what I said. I would like you to do it BEFORE the projection honey. You are doing fantastic just, I don't know, just make it painfully obvious that their plan isn't real or something honey. It really does not need to be exact. The point of a speed run is to do it as quickly as possible. But don't sacrifice likelihood of success, just- It's- It's not you. It's them. They are slow on the uptake and it's really bumming me out. You, on the otherhand, are fantastic just- Let's speed it up. They are not getting the picture. Let's get this over with. It's for their own good. The fast we get done, the better it is for them and us. Ok? Ok."