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the mom-croon 

A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
Person 1: Oh look, Taylor’s being embarassing again.
Person 2: She's Swaying and singing along, what is she even doing with her life anymore?
Person 1: She's doing the mom-croon. Just mom-crooning away in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she’s crying.
the mom-croon by tumblr trash September 27, 2015
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the mom and dad 

The mom and dad -sex move- it's when you bang really hard, missionary with the lights off and then right before the guy's about to cum, you stop, flip on the lights and argue really loudly about money.
Oh yeah they were really going at it last night especially when they pulled out 'the mom and dad ' and woke everyone up!!!
the mom and dad by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

The Mom of the Group 

Is the one in your friend group who acts like your mother most of the time. They usually love the outdoors but have a hard time putting their phone down. Unfortunately, they are brutally honest, and speak their minds, even though it may hurt someone. Stereotypically, Amalie or Amelia is a common name for the 'Mom of the Group.'
Sadly this is the mom of the group.
"Amalie is the mom of the group."
"Shaaa aaaaaap"-amalie

You Manix-ed the mom level 

A phrase that Google Play posted on Twitter for Mother's Day one time. It was probably meant to be some kind of joke around the Geometry Dash player Manix, but literally no one knows what it means exactly.
Josh: Remember the "You Manix-ed the mom level" thing?
Bob: Oh yeah, I still haven't figured out what it means.

fuck you in the mom 

To have sex with the mother of the person the phrase is aimed at.
Hey fag, last night I fucked you... IN THE MOM!

Wow girl, can I fuck you in the mom?

Word to the Mom

1. Mom is right
2. I concur with Mom
3. I hate to tell you, but Mom knows best
4. Mom is very wise due to her years of life experience.
5. Give Mom some credit.

Is suitable to be used for all Moms, regardless of race, creed or color.
Little Billy's Mom wouldn't let him jump from the roof into the cactus garden.
Word to the Mom.

At age 30, Sally was tired of hearing her Mom nag her to get a job and move our of the house.
Word to the Mom.

She may be a Mom but she's incredibly smart and deserves our respect.
Word to the Mom.
Word to the Mom by JillskiRN February 18, 2010

Deep in the mom 

Action of putting your dick in the vagina of the person who gave you birth.
Deep in the mom, i'm playing mario 64 on my gamecube.
Deep in the mom by Filoudu69 March 2, 2020