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teke teke 

A Yokai spirit of a woman (sometimes a man) who is missing their lower half, The name "Teke Teke" comes from the sound of their lower half dragging across the ground. Not seeming it as they walk on their hands or elbows, the Teke Teke is extremely fast. The way Teke Teke acts is by chopping a person in half just as them.
Person: I heard weird noises last night, like dragging noises
Person 2: Maybe it was a Teke Teke hunting for a lower half
teke teke by OverOppai69 October 29, 2017

teke flaps 

When a fat mans titties are so fat that they fold over his Ribs
Wow SAMs Teke flaps are so massive I could hide in them
teke flaps by SamTheHamEater August 12, 2016
Related Words
(New Zealand) an incompetent, obnoxious or arrogant person. From the Māori "teke" meaning "vagina"
"Shut your mouth, teke face"
"That teke face over there tried to steal my pie and my durries"
Teke face by megakenneth January 23, 2026

Taking a Teke 

Spending one hour in the bathroom at work taking a shit and watching pro. On your phone...
Thomas is taking a teke,

meanwhile, everybody else is busting their fucking asses...

White Teke 

Sweet tea and white wine with tequlia mixed in with extra suger for a sweet taste.
i had a white teke it was B.A
White Teke by patrick6948 September 8, 2010

Waiheke Teke

The climate on Waiheke Island sits on average four degrees warmer than the rest of New Zealand. Because of this, the Teke on this island sits around 40% better than the average Teke in the rest of the country. The Waiheke Teke is usually so moist, it produces the finest “ready to drink” drop of Pinot Gris.
On one of Robbie’s wine tours, to accompany the hors d'oeuvres, I drank the sweetest juices from Becky’s Waiheke Teke!
Waiheke Teke by HelenClark November 13, 2018

pong ass teke 

A pong ass teke is a womans vagina with an unpleasant and pungent odour.
Eah bro, I macked her bare hard but shes got a pong ass teke cuz.
pong ass teke by Gopnyk Boi January 12, 2021