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Swindling Swede 

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.
Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.
Swindling Swede by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016

sunlight won't sweeten trash 

Metaphor - It stank yesterday, it stinks today, and will be stinkier tomorrow; you will always be trash
You can put your garbage in a sunny fragrant rose garden but it will still smell putrid. Sunlight won't sweeten trash!

Sweeney Todd 

Sweeney Todd is a musical about The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

He is a barber who, in vengence over his supposedly dead wive, co-opens a business partnership with his friend where he kills his customers and she pops them into pies.
Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd.
His skin was pale and his eye was odd.
He shaved the faces of gentlemen
Who never thereafter were heard of again.
He trod a path that few have trod,
Did Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
ariana grande's new album out august 17 2018, which she says is "It's kind of about bringing light to a situation or to someone's life or somebody else who brings light to your life. Sweetening the situation."-Ariana Grande
Friend: ughh people are bringing me down
Me: well listen to songs from sweetener
Friend: ill give it a try. Thank you.

Sweetener Day 

a national day devoted to miss ariana grande for the release of her fourth album “sweetener” Sweetener day is a day about bringing life into your life or into other peoples life. all about sweetening the situation.
hey did you know theres a day devoted to ariana grandes album released on 8.17? its called sweetener day.
Sweetener Day by feminiust August 14, 2018

reverse street sweeper 

Tiity fucking a girl but instead of going up towards her face, you go down, placing your ass directly in her face.
She was on her back so I gave her a reverse street sweeper with those big titties and rubbed my ass in her face.