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Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.
dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT
Cunt strafing by cunt strafer January 7, 2019

Slouch Strafing 

While performing a strafe jump, look up and down as fast/violently as possible to achieve maximum speed. It was discovered my jbird53916 and MadaComiix
"Doesn't your neck hurt from slouch strafing all day?"
Slouch Strafing by jbird53916 June 25, 2021

strawing 

the act of inserting coffee straws into the coin slot of a 4 or 2 quarter Foosball table/Jitz table, to get a free game. usually can work on pool tables and air hockey tables =)
"yo, damn, dude we played like 100 games for free, cause the owner strawed the tables for us"
strawing by jitz freak September 3, 2005

Ant-Strawing 

When a male dips a straw in sugar and then inserts said straw into the urethral opening to his penis, and then proceeds to allow ants to enter his penis shaft through the straw. Most often, a strong erection results.
Hey Brian, you hear homeboy talking about ant-strawing in his backyard? He said got that sugarcane and his penis felt like it was going to explode... in a good way.
Ant-Strawing by Antsfolife July 26, 2018

sexual strawing

when someone uses a straw to seduce or get in sexual context with another person
she uses her sexual strawing skills to get a man
Beauty, sexiness, being different from the others. Usually found in models.
Vlada Roslyakova, Kate Moss, Gemma Ward are all strafiga!
strafiga by Christina O. October 25, 2006

strabing 

The act of forcefully biting a mans balls while gently tugging the shaft until he dies.
I was strabing my boyfriend yesterday, I can't do it again because he's dead
strabing by Tommykk11 April 18, 2016