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common term used by teenagers to say state police or state trooper
i got busted for drugs by a fuckin statey last night
statey by hootie February 7, 2005
A term used in much of Massachusetts to refer to a Massachusetts State Trooper.
Passenger: "Hey you gotta Statey on your tail"
Driver: "That's not a ... God Damnit!!!"
Statey by BradenWC June 11, 2006

Gimpington port stanely 

Much like a gimpington but more of a cunt
Your a right gimpington port stanely!
Stanely is a normal dude. He doesn't like to socialize on medias. And nearly some girls love him. He's A pretty cool guys. He gets mad easily so stay on his good side.

He's protective to other people that he cares about. He cares and treat everyone the same but when it's private he acts differently.
Stanely is so independent.
A statey is the appropriate name given to a single state school student amongst friends who all attend a private school. The name statey originated on an island off the East Australian Coastline called Stradbroke Island after the group of private school students and single state school student had consumed ridiculous amounts of xxxx bitter and became quite unruly and disorderly.
"Hi there my name's statey"
"Why are you called statey?"
"Because I go to a state school and my friends all go to a private school, ya big dickhead"
"Oh, wicked"
statey by Statey December 12, 2007

statelectrophobia 

The fear of static electricity
She has to buy clothes carefully because of her statelectrophobia
statelectrophobia by vmidolo January 8, 2012