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Texas Stakeout

Performing a standing 69 in a hunting stand or deer stand.
Me and Kim did a Texas Stakeout out in the hills of New Mexico.

Stake-Out, Fake-Out 

(V). The act of scheduling an appointment to lead your boss to believe your busy, then calling the client and canceling the meeting the night before. The Stake-Out Fake-Out is completed upon telling your boss that the client canceled the meeting themselves, thus freeing you up for maximum gym time.
Abel: Do we have a meeting tomorrow?

Derek: Yeah, but i was thinking of pulling the ole' Stake-Out, Fake-Out.

Abel: Maximum Gym Time!

Fat chick stake out

The act of purchasing drive thru food at a quick serve establishment, proceeding to find parking somewhere generally not within restaurant grounds, and “staking out” an area while shame eating food out of a paper bag.
I gotta get back to work but I don’t wanna eat at my desk, I’m just gonna do a fat chick stake out.

Stake-out 

1.) i stake kamsicle out
2.) kamsicle is a stake-out girlie
3.) i stake someone out <3
Stake-out by Renee <3 July 30, 2008

Shakeout sleep 

Shakeout sleep is the term used to describe sleeping when having just drunk a milkshake. (Innuendo not intended) The act typically results in a bizarrely upset stomach the following morning. ( Again...innuendo not intended)
Friend: Damn boi? Did you just shakeout sleep. I told you that was a bad idea.
Shakeout sleeper: F you, I do wot I want.
Friend: *facepalm*
Shakeout sleep by thatwittyone November 16, 2014

Shakeout run 

A term for people who don’t run every day and can’t admit slow running is okay as long as one cant still run a sub 5 minute mile
Hey Tim, I just read in Runner’s World that a shakeout run is better than a day off. Although I am ashamed to admit I read Runner’s World and wear compression socks. Next thing I know I’ll be on Strava!
Shakeout run by TL Trizz November 24, 2020