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swaggering buffoonery 

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.
Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.

strangering 

walking past a mirror quickly to imagine how you would look to strangers glimpsing at you
Once she forgot what she looked like, she walked past the mirror again to practice the art of strangering.
When a young male walks as if his pants are full of feces
Wow, that guy walkin across the street is swaggerin!
swaggerin by Sisterrrrr January 7, 2015

Crab Swaggering 

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.
Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
Crab Swaggering by CysCys March 14, 2010

Stagging 

The act of traveling back in time for the sole purpose of having indulgent sex with yourself.
I'll bet Doctor Who invented Stagging so he wouldn't need a sidekick.
Stagging by Hail Smoothie September 11, 2011

Stalkering 

The process of using stalker-like tactics to figure out the mental or emotional state of another person in lieu of just asking them.

The person receiving the attention is being stalkered.

Not to be confused with stalking, in which the person is actually obsessed with someone.
Bob: "I wanted to see if Megan was over her ex, so I logged into her Verizon account to check out how often they still text each other."

Bill: "Wow that's some clever stalkering, what did you find?"

Bob: "They were texting at 3 AM the other night. I'm gonna dump that ho!"
Stalkering by Nacho Rodriguez November 20, 2011