squonk 

A dick fart, much like a queef yet quieter and cheesier.

"Dude, I squonked all up in her grill!"

squonk by TISTHENATEDOGGYDOGG March 8, 2010

Squonk 

Performed by a woman after an unprotected clunge-plunging session. The act of firing out the man's splooge from their vertical smile using the vaginal muscle contraction. Not recommended by those seeking pregnancy.

Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette

*Are you going to squonk it out when I'm done?

*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.

*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.

*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.

*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.

*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.

Squonk by 5iWa September 11, 2010

squonk 

Noun: The sound created by someone learning a new (particularly brass, string, or woodwind) instrument; halfway between a squawk and a honk.

Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.

"She tried to play middle C, but all she got was a squonk."

"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."

"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"

"Will that squonking never cease?"

squonk by Rozax August 14, 2013

Squonk 

An onomatopoeic word; the characteristic vocal sound of yaks.

"Squonk" said the yak, happily.

The sheep were baaing, the cows were mooing, the yak were squonking.

Squonk by leslieknope May 15, 2014

Squonk 

The high pitched sound of a river otter

Did you hear his squonk?!

Squonk by Tetrini July 30, 2018

squonk 

see squiff.

squonk by Anonymous September 19, 2003

squonk 

similar to a quat, only slightly thicker and faster

i absolutely covered her in squonk, jesus she loved it

squonk by oz May 23, 2003