spoused 

When a friend cancels plans or stands you up and then later blames it on his/her significant other. Note, however, that in actuality, it might just be your friend being a prick and looking for someone to take the blame. Formerly "wifed", but extended for today's sexist society.

"Bob never showed up at the bar last night. He called today and said his girlfriend had a headache so he had to stay home."

"That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, he told me he didn't want to go. You got spoused, man."

spoused by Taco D. Loco January 16, 2010

Sposer 

One who pretends to know/like sports. Sports + Poser = Sposer

My girlfriend is a sposer when it comes to the NCAA tournament.

Sposer by Jayla09 March 21, 2009

Spose 

Possibly the sickest rapper ever. Can be found in Wells, Maine. Just look for the purple smoke and listen for a flow that would make Eminem shit himself. Also, he uses proper English in his raps, and he is still better than anything on the radio.

I was bumping Spose while downing some Pabts Blue and smoking a bowl of that dank stuff.

Spose by Jself September 24, 2013

SPOEDED

Opposite of spoiled; definitely white trash, broke ass bitch. Ex: Probably just got their vehicle repoed. More than likely has a hairstyle like Miley Cyrus and carry's a fake LV bag.

That spoeded bitch can't afford shit.

SPOEDED by penisi December 17, 2018

Sposda 

Concatenation of "supposed to". Much more efficient.

1. "I was standing there scratching my rear when I realized I was sposda pick up my sister from the airport!"

2. "But you're sposda do it like this…"

2a. Response: "Oh? Looks like someone's got a case of the sposdas!"

Sposda by InvaderJ September 16, 2009

spose 

slang for suppose used by lazy Internet addicts

I spose you need an ass whoopin?

spose by Ni-Cole October 4, 2003

Spored 

I notice that the tags on Amazon feature a new addition to the English language -- the new verb "to spore", as in "prepare to be spored". There it appears to mean "to have your reputation shredded by customers infuriated at your shitty treatment of them". Personally I feel it also needs to have a transitive sense, viz. "to cheat your customers by treating them as pieces of shit who don't deserve to get anything for their money".

"I got spored" - said after buying one of EA game's heavy DRMed games.

Spored by Z G November 2, 2008